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Performance Declining Tee

Performance Declining Tee

Regular price €29,99 EUR
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Description

A brutally honest update on your current operating system. Perfect for dads who used to be fast, strong, and energetic… and now specialise in groaning when they stand up.

Comfort & Fit

Lightweight and soft with just enough stretch to handle all your “I’ll do it tomorrow” movements.

Why it’s an Everyday Dad Essential

* Premium softness for maximum comfort

* Dry humour for dads who still “have it” (sort of)

* Ideal for match days, coaching, or recovery mode

* A classic fit that flatters every level of fitness

Materials & Details

Soft, lightweight 100% combed and ring‑spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester).
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Pre‑shrunk for consistent fit.
Side‑seamed construction with shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping.
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

Size Guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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