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Dad Bod Dept.
I’m Not Fat, I’m Flooded – Funny Dad Tee
I’m Not Fat, I’m Flooded – Funny Dad Tee
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€19,99 EUR
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€19,99 EUR
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The human body is 60% water… so technically, you’re not fat — you’re flooded.
This tee delivers pure dad‑logic in its finest form, with a bold, clean design that gets a laugh every time.
Perfect for lads who love a bit of self‑deprecating humour, dads who don’t take life too seriously, and anyone who enjoys a scientific excuse for a belly.
Printed on soft, comfortable cotton and available in classic colours, this Quick Laughs tee is built for everyday wear — whether you’re at the pub, the shop, or explaining your “water retention” to the family.
• Bold, easy‑read design
• Soft, comfortable fit
• Perfect Irish dad humour
• Available in Black, Navy, Dark Heather & Forest Green
Flooded, not fat. Science says so.
This tee delivers pure dad‑logic in its finest form, with a bold, clean design that gets a laugh every time.
Perfect for lads who love a bit of self‑deprecating humour, dads who don’t take life too seriously, and anyone who enjoys a scientific excuse for a belly.
Printed on soft, comfortable cotton and available in classic colours, this Quick Laughs tee is built for everyday wear — whether you’re at the pub, the shop, or explaining your “water retention” to the family.
• Bold, easy‑read design
• Soft, comfortable fit
• Perfect Irish dad humour
• Available in Black, Navy, Dark Heather & Forest Green
Flooded, not fat. Science says so.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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