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I’m Not Fat, I’m Flooded – Funny Dad Tee

I’m Not Fat, I’m Flooded – Funny Dad Tee

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The human body is 60% water… so technically, you’re not fat — you’re flooded.
This tee delivers pure dad‑logic in its finest form, with a bold, clean design that gets a laugh every time.

Perfect for lads who love a bit of self‑deprecating humour, dads who don’t take life too seriously, and anyone who enjoys a scientific excuse for a belly.

Printed on soft, comfortable cotton and available in classic colours, this Quick Laughs tee is built for everyday wear — whether you’re at the pub, the shop, or explaining your “water retention” to the family.

• Bold, easy‑read design
• Soft, comfortable fit
• Perfect Irish dad humour
• Available in Black, Navy, Dark Heather & Forest Green

Flooded, not fat. Science says so.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
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