Dad Bod Dept.
The perfect summer tee for anyone who’s given up chasing the “beach body” and fully embraced the Dad Bod lifestyle instead.
This design keeps it simple:
“BEACH BODY” crossed out, DAD BOD loud and proud, plus a cheeky beach ball to finish the joke.
It’s bold, funny, and guaranteed to get a nod from every other dad who’s also swapped crunches for crisps.
Why it works:
High‑contrast, easy‑to‑read design
Works brilliantly on black, navy, dark heather, royal blue, and green
A guaranteed laugh without trying too hard
Perfect everyday tee for summer, BBQs, holidays, or just existing
Fabric & Fit:
Soft, comfy, everyday cotton with a relaxed fit — ideal for dads who fix things, nap often, and proudly rock the bod they’ve got.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
